Walter Winkwink is the Editor-in-Chief of The Wink Report, a satirical news publication that specializes in pointing out uncomfortable truths while pretending everything is completely fine.

His writing blends satire, observation, and documentation, often examining modern systems, corporate incentives, and the subtle ways convenience encourages people to stop asking questions. Walter believes humor works best when it sneaks up on you, taps you on the shoulder, and quietly hands you a mirror.

When not writing, Walter can usually be found noticing things no one asked him to notice and then writing them down anyway.

His latest book, Classified Report: Prime Evil - Inside Amazon’s Plan to Couchify Humanity, is a satirical report exploring automation, comfort culture, and how surrender can feel a lot like convenience if you’re not paying attention.